Deerington - deerlyBeloved

[extremeteenbible]

deerlyBeloved: PlantDaddy Sorry, ladies and gents. This piping hot dad is only interested in two things: dwarves and plants. Unless you've got a full beard or pistols and/or stamen, you'd better be swiping left.

( merle highchurch | 204 (or 304) | M | dwarfsexual/florasexual )

SWIPE NO THANKS <img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/a6f8327c12d9de6e7833100436793561/tumblr_inline_p8fqecuApc1ry72eo_75sq.png">

MAKE A FRIEND <img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/b5c8b32702018ac66acf5e0c27976429/tumblr_inline_p8fqecH2FM1ry72eo_75sq.png">

LET'S DATE <img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/8512ec8c922495a7c510b6ce653c445a/tumblr_inline_p8fqedB3Gs1ry72eo_75sq.png">

SWIPE RIGHT TO BONE TOWN <img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/297479eefd1dfd15bb78cc0d6fc71c87/tumblr_inline_p8fqecmgiF1ry72eo_75sq.png">

Comments

[extremeteenbible]

thanks!
Don't go wearin it out or anything.

[laminae]

ha ha i'll try not to

so you've gotta be new to town right

[extremeteenbible]

Sure am!
i was down in Pennsylvania before I got here. not sure why I can't seem to go back down, but everybody I know is up here so why bother, right?

[laminae]

pennsylvania
that's a new one
that a city?

huh, who else do you know here?

[extremeteenbible]

my boy Taako's here. from TV?
and his sister, and his boyfriend.
then Madame Director and Angus McGillicuddy, boy-whatever.

the only one who's missing is Magnus. my bet is he's still down in Pennsylvania.
which is a state. Maurtia Falls is the name of the city.

[laminae]

never heard of any of them
or maurtia falls

it's cool that you've got so many people here, though
it'll probably make it easier when all the messed up stuff starts happening

[extremeteenbible]

what sorta messed up stuff?

[laminae]

food shortage right now so you're all probably going to starve to death
pollen was making everyone see something that made you go crazy
evil clowns
sewer monsters trying to eat people
town residents going bonkers and smashing stuff up and attacking people
hallucinations, a lot of hallucinations
getting other people's thoughts in my head right now, that isn't so great

that sort of thing