Deerington - deerlyBeloved

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deerlyBeloved: PlantDaddy Sorry, ladies and gents. This piping hot dad is only interested in two things: dwarves and plants. Unless you've got a full beard or pistols and/or stamen, you'd better be swiping left.

( merle highchurch | 204 (or 304) | M | dwarfsexual/florasexual )

SWIPE NO THANKS <img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/a6f8327c12d9de6e7833100436793561/tumblr_inline_p8fqecuApc1ry72eo_75sq.png">

MAKE A FRIEND <img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/b5c8b32702018ac66acf5e0c27976429/tumblr_inline_p8fqecH2FM1ry72eo_75sq.png">

LET'S DATE <img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/8512ec8c922495a7c510b6ce653c445a/tumblr_inline_p8fqedB3Gs1ry72eo_75sq.png">

SWIPE RIGHT TO BONE TOWN <img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/297479eefd1dfd15bb78cc0d6fc71c87/tumblr_inline_p8fqecmgiF1ry72eo_75sq.png">

Comments

[laminae]

food shortage right now so you're all probably going to starve to death
pollen was making everyone see something that made you go crazy
evil clowns
sewer monsters trying to eat people
town residents going bonkers and smashing stuff up and attacking people
hallucinations, a lot of hallucinations
getting other people's thoughts in my head right now, that isn't so great

that sort of thing