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IC Inbox - MoM

"You've reached Merle Hitow-- Highchurch. I'm off doin' something or other, so uh... Leave a message!"

can drop it off or you can get it ??? dragonborn friend ???

either's good!

you know.
lizard man.
green scaly guy.
likes spandex and breaking and entering.

jonathan?? JONATHAN BROKE AND ENTERED?? HW WHY ?/

becausea yOU, dumbass!

middle of the night, my precious slumber was disturbed.
I go downstairs to the kitchen and who's Ango got cornered but some guy from Green Man Group spouting some BS lie about checking our home security.
a quick ZoT cleared that up real fast...
Turns out, he thought Magnus was to blame for the whole PS incident, and wanted to break into our house to catch him red handed!

[he has to read that a couple times to understand it. merle use PEOPLE WORDS you fucker.]

okay well if it helps, i didnt ask him to do that or anything. i told him not to get involved. i dont know why he thought that would help? also: it kind of was magnus's fault. like it was also just shitty luck but at least 20% his fault.